Santa List '05.

Mother says "Santa lists" are due by Friday. She wants to make sure all the elves get their shopping done before Thanksgiving! In keeping in the spirit of things, presented for your intense displeasure if my Santa list '05.

I NEED MORE JINGLE-BELL!

1. Andes Mints. A new hard-bristled tootbrush. Various knick-knack and brick-a-brack that might serve useful perpose.

2. Wizard of OZ Hallmark Ornament. (Pictured Below.)

3. Texas Hold'em Poker Set

4. Lifetime Subscription to Rolling Stone (A $99 value.)

5. A monetary gift towards the purchase of an antique writing desk.

6. A family outting/dinner and a movie in McCook, a fine restaurant (no McD's) followed by a viewing of KING KONG.

7. Good food, and a warm hearth.